recieved this in my email inbox today and thought that i should post this up. well, at least with this invention, one will have something more to read when doing business in the toilet. :X
how bout learning something new while in the toilet??
anyway, sis says that this type of toilet roll were being sold in the gift shop she once worked in. going at $10/roll. why, i wonder if anyone will pay so much for something that's going straight to the bowels??
perhaps i should make this into some sort of a board, and hang it over my front door as a reminder for those nasty people who loves complaining bout my boy...:P
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Dogs and cats are better than kids...they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hangout with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college "